I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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