Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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