oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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