Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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