Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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