i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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