Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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