how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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