Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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