Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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