She said her name was "party"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
