This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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