The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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