Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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