i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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