Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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