I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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