Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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