Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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