so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Are we still banned from the library?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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