Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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