Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I bet he comes in French.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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