Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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