I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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