Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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