I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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