i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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