yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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