Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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