I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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