The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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