I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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