We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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