that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
