ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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