I am in a vortex of obligation.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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