and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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