i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Randomize
