But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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