how can u be prego again
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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