i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
you would pick up someone in the library
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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