do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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