no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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