It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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