yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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