Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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