Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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