Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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