Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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