We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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